Total Medals Earned: 575 (From 124 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,330 Points
Medals Earned: 4/30 (25/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
Get a little head.
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
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Medals Earned: 4/16 (100/500 points)
You made 10000 Kills
You restored 1000 health points.
You made 1000 Kills
You dodged 100 attacks
You restored 10000 health points.
You restored 1000Armor
You dodged 1000 attacks.
You restored 2500 Armor
You dodged 2500 attacks
You restored 2500 health points.
You made 50000 Kills
You restored over 5000 armor
You made 100000 Kills
You restored 10000 armor
You restored 25000 health points
You dodged 5000 attacks
Medals Earned: 5/25 (50/885 points)
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 5.
Reach 400 Speed.
Get your team to level 10.
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Reach 600 Speed.
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Reach 700 Speed.
One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Geek ain't no dev'...
Girls around the world...
Get your team to level 15.
Rough way back...
Get your team to level 20
Get 15 Challenge Medals
Reach 350,000 Distance.
Reach 800 Speed.
Get your team to level 25.
Reach 500,000 Distance.
Reach 900 Speed.
Get 18 Challenge Medals.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (85/160 points)
kill the first boss
buy somethign in the shop
find it
find and kill a miniboss
Kill the second boss
Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/280 points)
Complete level 4 with 3 stars
Complete level 1 with 3 stars
Complete level 2 with 3 stars
Complete level 3 with 3 stars
Complete level 5 with 3 stars
Complete level 6 with 3 stars
Complete level 7 with 3 stars
Complete level 8 with 3 stars
Complete level 10 with 3 stars
Complete level 11 with 3 stars
Complete level 12 with 3 stars
Complete level 13 with 3 stars
Complete level 14 with 3 stars
Complete level 15 with 3 stars
Complete level 16 with 3 stars
Complete level 9 with 3 stars
Medals Earned: 9/12 (100/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 3/64 (55/1,200 points)
Use a bomb right after getting hit, and avoid the damage. Harder with less bombs and more health!
Rescue the beached sea creature and complete world 2.
Tear down the bushy fortress and complete world 1.
Die with over 999 bullets on screen. Your failure is forgiven this time.
Unlock all cheats and handicaps. Some of them are really expensive!
Destroy a steel or copper spike ball. Hopefully you'll learn your lesson and try not to do it again!
Go mad with cheats and reduce your final score multiplier to zero.
Bounce back 100 bullets or more with a single shield item. Fly into those enemy bullets!
Destroy a big bomb and knock out at least 3 enemies with it. Keep a look out for bombs in enemy formations!
Blow away 300 bullets or more with a single star item. Clear the screen when you need it most!
Score a mediocre 1,000,000 points or more in any level.
Score a decent 3,000,000 points or more in any level.
Score an impressive 5,000,000 points or more in any level.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 8-1.
Beat any 5 levels with 2 or more players. Friends are the best!
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 2-3.
Get a \"Perfect\" in the 13th wave of level 7-1.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 4-4.
Beat any standard level with the Pacifist handicap turned on. You have to time-out every wave!
Squish 100 slimes on the starting screen.
Beat any level with the game sped up by 30%. Use handicaps!
Beat level 1-3, including all bonus waves, in 2:00 or less.
Beat level 4-2, including all bonus waves, in 3:00 or less.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 9-4.
Graze 100 bullets or more in a single level. Get into the habit of grazing for points!
Beat level 5-2, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 5-1.
Defeat 10,000 foes in total.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 6-4.
Beat any 5 levels with the Pacifist handicap turned on. Violence isn't always the answer!
Collect £100,000 from enemies in total.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 1-4.
Beat any boss with the Pacifist handicap turned on. The boss won't show you the same mercy!
Get a \"Perfect\" in the 13th wave of level 3-4.
Beat level 9-4, including all bonus waves, in 3:00 or less.
Beat level 10-1, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 10-2.
Beat any boss with 2 or more players. Should be a breeze, right?
Defeat 1,337 enemies in total with Lance.
Get a triple-star rank 3 times with NoLegs.
Graze 2,000 enemy bullets in total with Natalie.
Collect 77 diamonds in total with Anna.
Pick up £7,000 in total with Matt.
Beat any standard level without getting hit at all. Simply try not to get shot.
Beat level 6-3, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.
Beat any level with your attack reduced by 30%, and with bullet clearing disabled. Use handicaps!
Score an amazing 10,000,000 points or more in any level.
Graze 1000 bullets or more in a single level. Should try this on a higher difficulty setting!
Defeat all 10 world bosses on Hard difficulty, with at least a B rank for each.
Vandalize an ancient machine and complete world 3.
Smash the warrior of ice and complete world 4.
Defeat all 10 world bosses on Heavenly difficulty, with at least a B rank for each.
Beat any boss without getting hit at all. The best way to do this is to not get hit.
Eradicate the queen of pests and complete world 5.
Collect all 13 diamonds in any level in one run.
Burst the giant eyeball and complete world 6.
Nuke the iron behemoth and complete world 7.
Take out 60 of the eyeball boss's small eyes, during a single battle with it. Poke 'em out!
Vanquish the beast of nightmares and complete world 8.
Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on Hard difficulty or higher.
Shoot down the guardian of heaven and complete world 9.
Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on any difficulty.
Destroy the ultimate monstrosity and complete world 10.
Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on Heavenly difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/100 points)
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